Winners Never Quit

I don’t really have a job. I mean, I turned in my notice at Starbucks today, and I just don’t have anything to go to. I’m a college graduate for crying out loud. Does that mean anything anymore? It really seems like it doesn’t. I have noticed more and more in the past few years that it’s not what you know, but who you know. It’s really true, and it becomes more true every day that I live. So if anyone has any good ideas about where to work, that would be helpful. My credentials: 1. College degree 2. Computer hacking skills 3. Numchuck skills 4. I’m pretty good with a bo staff. Wait… no, I’m not that cool.