For Me To Poop On

Ok, that might sound a little bit disgusting, I know, but let me explain. The funniest thing just happened while talking to my friend Tristan on the phone.

So I randomly called Tristan to talk to him and just to say hi. But while I was talking to him we suddenly stopped. And that’s when I heard the words… but before I tell you.. let me set it up. He was driving his new Mazda down in Orange Country, CA and talking to me on the phone. And when Tristan stops mid sentence, I know something is wrong. So he was driving around with his sun roof open and then he says, “.. Oh man.. ” and I said, “what?”… to which he replied “… I JUST GOT POOPED ON!..” I couldn’t believe my ears. Then he says, “.. THERE ARE CONVERTIBLES ALL AROUND ME WITH THEIR TOPS DOWN, AND I GET POOPED ON THROUGH MY SUN ROOF!..” I couldn’t stop laughing. I think I almost crashed the car I was driving when I heard that. I mean, I’ve heard of people getting pooped on while on boats and stuff, but never in their car, through their sunroof. My friends are great.

So here I am. I’ve opened 4 days in a row at Starbucks this week. That’s 4 days in a row at 4 in the morning. It’s good money, but it’s not good hours. Nothing I can do though, gotta take care of the wife and me. I need a shower though, I smell like coffee. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, yet I smell it all day long, so I’m over it. Maybe I need to drink some coffee? hhm.. We’ll see.

By Shay

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2 replies on “For Me To Poop On”

Wow, leave it to Tristan to get hit by a smart bombing seagull or pigeon. Debbie said this made her think differently about the sun roof on the Honda.

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